Emily. 22. Recent college grad trying to figure life out. DC chilling. Random posts of photos I find, personal stuff, and things I like. "You and your pugs and your X-Files" - luminiferousaether
forcing a friend to watch a tv show
scully: mulder what do you think happened here?
I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.
William Claxton - “Audreys” Hot dog stand, Los Angeles, 3 am, 1961 (via)
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glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material